Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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i lost the game

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Black People.

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Anti Joke

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