How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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THE END.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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this is not a joke

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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The person below me is weird.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Anti Joke

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