- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

There was an american man on the way to work.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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