THE END.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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The person below me is weird.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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