You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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Patriarchy.

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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whats a willy? -brock

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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porn-hub

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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Women's rights

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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