Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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Christians pornstars.

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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Anti Joke

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