A black person walks out of KFC

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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