Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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The person below me is weird.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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