What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

fruit salad?

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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