Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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Im cute hehehee

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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PSN IS UP

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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