How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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Darude - Sandstorm

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raisin boogers

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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