- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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