Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

falling didnt make the difference

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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