What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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Pinus Testicles

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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I would rape her

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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Jaden McMichael

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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