- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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