- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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