- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

My parents died!

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

a fish swimming in the water swims

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

A handicapp walks into a bar

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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