- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

Christians pornstars.

What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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