- Anti Joke

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Your mom.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.