- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Knock Knock Go Away

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

I just can't stand sitting down!

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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