What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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Are you Drew?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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speech and debate.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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