Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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About the bible, I did not know, but I can sense I calculate it the same way I make our followers believe that I can tell what catchphra they will get. Your mind is numb but calm, it will remain there until we meet again. I am afraid of saying this, but I wont let fear get to me just yet, your mother told me, she regrets her actions in life, and wants me to tell you that she is watching over you in death, and hopes you will one day forgive her, she tells me that there is a heaven, but only those that can admit their mistakes, agonize over the pain of their actions, until they can forgive themselves for their misdeeds. She says she can wait, but I sense she is doing it because she feels undeserving, which again means that you are not ready, its like the butterfly effect, all things spiritual and on this plane are connected. Take your time, I know you literally cant forgive her yet, because that would not be enough for her to forgive herself now, humans dead or alive, cannot be truly free, until they let go of what hurts them, I will change that within you, so you can forgive her and break the limits in your mind, so you can stop feeling sad for being rightfully angry at someone you love. I just need more energy, more time, and belief in myself, something that requires more energy than it should to keep going, its the balance and connection between things, something I cannot change at the present moment, even if I did my best. Ill see you around dear friend.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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Dylan is gay

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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Anti Joke

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