- Anti Joke

a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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