- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

You know what's funny? Clowns.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Knock Knock. Go Away!

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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