Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

whats black and white? a zebra

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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