- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

purple pickles

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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