what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What is white black and Chinese A panda

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

why is john so fat years of over eating

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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