- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Do you like fishsticks No

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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