roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

Knock Knock Not Yet

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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