What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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Take this and put it- No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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your moms my other ride

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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Donald Trump

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Black Friday

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