Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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knock knock piss off

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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TWIX PAUSE!

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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