there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

why was 6 afraid of 7?

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

hi michael

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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