- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

knock knock who's there no one

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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