- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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