- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Womens rights

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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