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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Anti Joke

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