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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

An English man walks into a pub.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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