What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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The Detroit Lions

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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Why did the

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Anti Joke

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