What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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One below was by me: Walter H

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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