What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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