Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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A midget walks under a bar

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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Neither does he.

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Women's rights.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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Anti Joke

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