- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

so... how about that airplane food

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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