Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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Tim and Eric

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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