What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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These Jokes suck.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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