A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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John Stamos.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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What time is it? 10:58

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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