What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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Republicans

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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