- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Your mom.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Justin Beiber

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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