Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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