A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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What black and has children A black man

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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A man... walks.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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