if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Cleveland winning something

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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