If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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