What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Anti Joke

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