Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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Chinese drivers.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Poop swing

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A man made a sandwich.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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"33"

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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