I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

Your mom is fat

It's only racist if you consider them people.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

full house

how may i help you

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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