- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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