- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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