so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

A Jew! Bless you.

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What's funnier than 68 69

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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