Patriarchy.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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