A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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The person below me is weird.

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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