What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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