- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

acualy is dolan

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

A man sat on a chair

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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