- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

A blind man walks into a wall.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

one day i went to bed

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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