A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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