- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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