Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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DESERT

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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