- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

There are two types of people in the world: humans

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

Okay, one second.

A midget walks under a bar

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

Justin's humor

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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