- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

An English man walks into a pub.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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