- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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a man walked into a bar ouch

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

your moms my other ride

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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