- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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