Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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