1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

fruit salad?

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

pickle sniffer

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

Womens rights !

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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