Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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What's big and white?

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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