- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

GONNA

Muslim athletes.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

Membean

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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