- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

I'm off to my tank guys!

Dylan is gay

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

Womens' Rights

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

woman's rights

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Your mom.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

ME NAME IS JEFF

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

Women's rights.

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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