Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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Women's rights

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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These Jokes suck.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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