I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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I ponder

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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This is a joke setup.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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