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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

A black person walks out of KFC

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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