how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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