- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

Cancer

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

whats worse than school...wait a minute?

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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