- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

your mom died.

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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