- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

Cancer

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

whats worse than school...wait a minute?

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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