- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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