how may i help you

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

0 + 0 = 0

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

falling didnt make the difference

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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