what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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