- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Scott Gomez

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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