Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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There is a young boy called Clive, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday: "I would like one yellow golf ball please dad" he said. Of course, his father was quite surprised by his son's request, but nevertheless, he got him a yellow golf ball for his birthday. A few years later, clive does amazingly well at school and gets all As in his final exams. Filled with pride and love for his son, his father says to him: "I can't begin to tell you how proud i am of you, Clive. In fact, you can have a preasant! What do you want?" Clive thinks for a moment. "i would like one hundred yellow golf balls please!" His father was a bit annoyed at his strange request, but neverrtheless, gave Clive his yellow golf balls. A few years later, Clive wins the gold medal at the olymics for the 100m sprint. His father is very proud: "Son, i am so happy about the way you've turned out. You make me so proud. Is there anything you want me to do for you?" "can i have 1000 yellow golf balls please" Now his father got annoyed, he thought Clive was taking the piss. Eventually though, he calmed down and got clove the golf balls. Unfortunatley, Clive gets diagnosed with a deadly disease. His father is heartbroken. And as clive is lying on the hospital bed, his father moves close and speaks to him. "Son" he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "I just want to ask you one thing." "Ok," Clive said, as he too started to get emotional. "Why on earth did you want all those golf balls?" Clive looked deep into his father's eyes, as he took his last breath said: "I wanted them because- ack -splutter- ack" And he died.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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