What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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Woman Rights

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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Anti Joke

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