- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Are you Drew?

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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