What's that in the road.... a-head?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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