- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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