Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

At least I dont have AIDS.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

u jelly?

Knock, Knock Come in

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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